joshifer-lawtcherson:
#from the treaty of london #in penance for their laziness #each country shall offer up #a male and female athelete between the ages of “are you even legal” and “how old the fuck are you” #at a public ceremony #these athletes shall be delivered to the custody of london #and then transferred to a public dome #where they will fight to the death #until a lone country remains #henceforth and forever more #this pageant will be known as #’the olympics’