My Thoughts are Stars

sllydonovan:

have you thought of a swing-dancing sherlock holmes today

(via kingshezza)

cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

(via youreafangirlharry)

herhmione:

you’re lying if you think minerva mcgonagall didn’t love the marauders to pieces we all know that they were her favorite students we all know she’d let james and sirius get away with little things and let remus off the hook for not having the best quality work the few days around the full moon and make sure peter was always paired up with one of his friends and basically mcgonagall was like the marauder’s extremely strict mother

(via avengersaddict)

lokis-rainbow-succubus:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

eisenblume:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

Why does tumblr love Halloween?

Because it the only time of the year that we can cosplay without people being rude and it deals with demons and Satan. Tumblr loves demons and Satan

Oh my God, I have grinned and laughed so hard at this so hard I nearly peed myself.
bexlogic
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kittenblade

(via alicein1dredland)

vvankinq:

"I just realised I can’t even fucking read"

vvankinq:

"I just realised I can’t even fucking read"

(Source: thingsonhazelshead, via burdenedwithgloriousassbutt)

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

(via hippiecas)

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

image

(via hippiecas)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via purp0selyna1ve)

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

(via urbean)

marina + pink

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poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(Source: jonwithabullet, via misterthomashiddles)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via purp0selyna1ve)