you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
Reblogged from you have the crown so beautifully placed ♡
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
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One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
what were you doing with a plate of food in church
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
dick pic (do not click if you’re under 18 years old)
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i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks
she looks so happy
nature is amazing
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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