My Thoughts are Stars

wlovepierce:

If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.

(via my-tardis-sense-is-tingling)

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

(via twerknugget)

“Not even Snape could Severus apart.”
— James Potter to Lily Evans (via i-do-believe-in-commas-i-do-i-do)

(via my-tardis-sense-is-tingling)

eridayumampora:

gossamer-galaxy:

Step it up trixie

THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE

(Source: kinghanalister, via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

(via hippiecas)

audreyisfab:

so i got my essay back today

audreyisfab:

so i got my essay back today

(via fionagallagherrr)

charmed-as-a-charmander:

This is the Google trend for the search query “Quadratic formula”
It repeats in the same pattern every year.  Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer.
And so it goes on forever.

charmed-as-a-charmander:

This is the Google trend for the search query “Quadratic formula”

It repeats in the same pattern every year.  Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer.

And so it goes on forever.

(via hippiecas)

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via hippiecas)

haninibal:

SO ALL THIS JUST HAPPENED AND WE NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT BECAUSE BRYAN

(Source: haninibal, via fuckinghannibal)

hxcfairy:

thorrs:

The best bit of parenting Thor has ever got and it’s actually Loki.

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)